Funny Recipes From Jewell

A couple of weeks ago, Jewell celebrated its 125th Birthday over the annual Jewell Jubilee Days. While attending the festivities we came across the official Jewell Quasquicentennial Cookbook. This Watermelon Warrior can’t wait to start to try some of the great recipes found in this great cookbook.

While reading through the cookbook, we found a couple humorous recipes that we just had to share with the Watermelon Warrior Nation.

“Spencer’s 2 A.M. Surprise!” Submitted by Spencer Hill

Scour Fareway ads for Totino pizza specials. Go buy. Take out of box. Remove plastic. Put pizza in oven for 12 minutes. Remove. Cut pizza to taste. Take 3 bites. Have a glass of milk. Go to bed. Throw out pizza.

“Troy’s Pheasant Feast” Submitted by Troy Swenson

Ingredients: 1 can cream of chicken soup, 1 can of water, wild rice (use at discretion), Stuffing (opt.)

Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Mix all ingredients in 9x13 inch pan. Cover with aluminum foil. Bake 45 minutes to 1 ½ hours until done. After 2 hours, throw out and order a Casey’s pizza.

These funny recipes and tons of very delicious recipes in this book are still on sale at Family Pharmacy in Jewell. The Board of Governors at Stanhope State strongly endorse this book. Pick it up and get cooking!